What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?